that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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