he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Ketchup is God's man juice
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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