fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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