You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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