I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
its not stalking. its research.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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