brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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