I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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