Your favorite bartender is back from prision
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i came on her dog
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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