i don't like sucking hair
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
You don't make any sense
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