Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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