we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I got inside last night via doggy door
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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