Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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