whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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