Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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