well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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