Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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