trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
