you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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