Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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