It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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