So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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