Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
