He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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