my sisters under your porch take her home
I wish i was in the wii world.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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