why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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