she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize