she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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