Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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