My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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