from now on my penis is your penis
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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