I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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