If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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