You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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