hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you would pick up someone in the library
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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