Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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