Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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