i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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