Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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