He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
