Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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