I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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