Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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