My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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