He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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