Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Green mimosas i think yes
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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