just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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