Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
