Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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