Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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