Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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