I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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